snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their unborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.